I'm at the Edinburgh Festival. My pick of the day so far - Pythonesque.

Graham Chapman has just died and is trying to get into heaven but is told he might have to go to hell.

Chapman: What's hell like?

Gate keeper: Have you ever been to Ipswich?

It got a good laugh.

Poor old Georgie B is on the back of today's Scotsman looking really silly!

Posted By: Bravo win or die, Aug 12, 14:47:56