*sound of hovis advert music*

a little tubby chav pushes his bike along a cobbled street, complete with burberry flat cap....sucking a mini milk (ice lolly for pinks). He can't wait to get home to munch on a pork pie, listen to rolling stones, drink a real ale and look forward to a night down the working men's club where he can b***h about tory southerners.

Posted By: Kabaddi Holt, Aug 25, 00:07:40