Right, so I've just got back from a nice swim at the gym, and I was in the changing rooms afterwards, which are communal ones, shared with the actual gym facilities too, so there various hairyarsed bodybuilders etc getting changed. Anyhoo, I'm getting dressed surrounded by blokes in various stages of sweaty undress and the words "Stinky Whistle" spring into my mind as if whispered by an imp on my shoulder.
So I'm trying to suppress giggles, doing my best not to grin, and I've got a little voice in my head going "Stinky Whistle Stinky Whistle Stinky Whistle Stinky Whistle Stinky Whistle," and another voice going "Don't giggle, he'll think you're laughing at his cock," and the first one still going "Stinky Whistle Stinky Whistle Stinky Whistle".
I don't think I'm bearing up very well after the weekend actually.
Ham sandwich, and a raspberry yoghurt.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 13:54:00
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