What about, right, say if you had just done a pint upstairs at Bedfords and were walking

towards Dogfish when a heartbroken Melanie bounced up right quick on her FlyJumpers and rubbed the corner of her skirts on your tummy, shouting "You're a s**tty man!".

Would you tuck her skirt into her pants and pull them up tight so that she had a puffay vulvar all the way up Bedford Street or would you run off right quick down Castle Street and do a f**kdance near the flowerman outside Habitat?

hmmm?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 29, 12:24:57

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