Never mind that. There's possibly my favourite ever tortured Waggers metaphor in there

"Look back over seasons past and ... there has ... been one, key piece of the jigsaw proves to be a running sore as he itches to get away.

And let's everyone know that he wants-away, too. Or at least, he does inside the dressing room. Which is what matters. What anyone says to the outside world is all-but irrelevant; the chemistry that is going to get Norwich out of this sorry division at the first time of asking has to be right deep within the very bowels of Colney.

This last thing anyone needs is a sore a*se deep in those nether regions."

Ha ha. Having a sore arse deep within the very bowels of Colney. With some itching going on, too.

I love it when a Waggers metaphor gets away from him. The pieces are worth reading for those moments alone.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 18:28:05