Well I wouldn't go so far as that

but in dealing with the aforementioned Cocky Cat I did use a Nerf SuperSoaker which finally got the little s**t to preen himself elsewhere.

And if all cat-lovers are recoiling in horror at this, I should also state that I once missed a two-telly world cup afternoon because I'd found a sick cat under my trees and spent three hours looking after it and 'phoning various animal assocs - so I'm not all bad.

I hate the little bastards, but I wouldn't want to see one die. I just want them to be somewhere else.

Posted By: Suggy, Aug 24, 12:14:52