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Is it too late to say, "I'd make her grunt after a groundstroke"?
Posted By:
Muddyfunster
, Jul 21, 12:47:08
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She'd need to request a towel after one of my ralleys!
Posted By:
Muddyfunster
, Jul 21, 13:40:47
She could give me a backhander whilst being strapped up
Posted By:
stringersrevenge
, Jul 21, 13:23:43
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She could take me to deuce during my game!
Posted By:
Muddyfunster
, Jul 21, 13:19:37
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She could chow on my banana between love games.
Posted By:
jafski
, Jul 21, 13:07:01
She'd need to take 3 minutes out for the physio if she wandered into my bedroom!
Posted By:
Muddyfunster
, Jul 21, 13:05:38
She could grab my shaft for a two-handed stroke
Posted By:
Steve in Holland
, Jul 21, 13:02:35
I'd bounce the balls off her tramline with unerring accuracy all day long!
Posted By:
Muddyfunster
, Jul 21, 13:00:40
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If I met her, all my balls would be "in"
Posted By:
Steve in Holland
, Jul 21, 12:59:24
She could use my cyclops
Posted By:
Steve in Holland
, Jul 21, 12:58:57
I'd make her stretch to collect my drop shot?
Posted By:
Muddyfunster
, Jul 21, 12:55:59
haha
Posted By:
pants
, Jul 21, 12:49:43
No.
Posted By:
sheffieldcanary
, Jul 21, 12:49:04
My word!
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Old Git
, Jul 21, 12:49:03
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