using MIND-CONTROL TECHNIQUES to fool everyone in the ground and VIDEO-DOCTORING just like in the FAKED NASA MOON LANDINGS to fool everyone at home WHAT REALLY HAPPENED was that ROBERT CHASE bought a SKINNY DOUBLE SHOT SOY CARAMEL MACCHIATO - the VERY drink favoured by PRINCE PHILIP!!!!
CONCIDENCE????!!!!!
Then, using a secret code in the paintings of CARAVAGGIO, the umpires REPLACED THE BALL with a secret former stasi-invented MIND CONTROL DRONE ORB and steered it INTO THE STUMPS!!!!!
NO WONDER PONTING'S COMPLAINING!!!!!!!
Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Jul 19, 13:56:58
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