Are you Gary Doherty?

1. You have played regularly-ish in the Premier League and are a regular international player when a newly-promoted side comes in with a bid of ?750,000 for you. Does your manager:
A: Issue a hands-off approach?
B: Speak to you about whether you should leave or not?
C: Drive you to the new club himself?

2. What position do you play?
A: Defender
B: Striker
C: Defender/Striker, you can't get many games in either position but this way you have twice the chance of being picked!

3. You are playing in defence and the ball is bouncing towards you. Do you...
A: Head it clear?
B: Hoof it clear?
C: Let it bounce over your head so the opposing player can run onto it?

4. You are playing in defence and the opposing player is facing away from you with the ball. Do you...
A: Pressure him?
B: Try and get the ball?
C: Unsubtly cynically hack him down from behind and wonder why the referee has given a free kick against you?

5: You are playing up front away at a team in the division below you when the perfect ball is floated across the box to you at the far post to head in. Do you...
A: Powerfully head it in at the far post?
B: Cheekily head it back across the keeper into the near post?
C: Duck in the hope the ball magically teleports into the back of the net, despite it not doing that in the previous 110 minutes?

If you answered:
Mostly As: Congratulations! You are not Gary Doherty.
Mostly Bs: Congratulations! You are not Gary Doherty either.
Mostly Cs: Sorry. You are Gary Doherty.

Posted By: Capital Canary, Aug 24, 10:27:00