I have just returned from the toilet after a reasonably unpleasant drop off.
After the much needed flush everything manged to disappear apart from one solitary piece of corn, slightly tainted by poo. I had the chance to await the cistern to refill and then commence with a further, corn-ridding flush. I am ashamed to say, I washed my hands, dried them and left.
Now I can hear the piece of corm calling me - taunting me for leaving it exposed - like some crazy Edgar Allan Poe story......make...it....stop....
Anyway - is that really a bad thing or should my conscience be clear?
Posted By: Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:08:51
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