ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. Oh my engorged mummies, my poor turgid mummies!!!!!!!

Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

Put
it
in
there
son

Slide it in Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch, Jul 15, 13:39:59