Me: Attemp registration
Computer: Fuck off you are already registered
Q: Forgotten password?
Me: u huh
Q: enter your membership number
Me: a Sphincter says what f**king membership number
Computer: We sent it in an email dickwad
Me: Reverse out and try again
Computer goes: "Green screen of death"
Marvelous.
Thing is I don't actually want to buy a ticket. I can go the entire day without having a ticket, but now it has eaten into the very heart of my mortal being and I have to get access to that bastard site.
Posted By: Tombs, Jul 14, 09:09:42
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