Young child asks mummy how babies are made.

"Well India," answers mummy, " Daddy produces a liquid called semen which goes in Mummy's tummy."

"Oh" ponders India, "Do you have to swallow it then?"

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"Only if mummy wants some new shoes"

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 16:19:11