Almost, yes. Someone sent me that, insisting that it's me. It ain't.

One day I'll tell you about the time my soon-to-be-ex-wife phoned me at work, ten mins before I was due to pick up my daughter.

Better be over a beer, that. The most amazing thing was that when I found out the full story of the damage I'd done, only then did the

Hang on, I can't do that without telling the full story, so I won't. But: part of it was that in my temper I'd nutted a door off its hinges. This happened on the Friday night. I found out about it on the Monday morning - and *then*, a lump and a bruise came up on my forehead. Nothing over the weekend, but the bruising happened when I found out about it. How weird is that?

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:39:09