"Darling, we really need a new washing machine"

"Unfortunately the domestic budget is not awash with money as some wives seem to believe. First of all it has to be noted that the Waitrose and parking ticket budget has severely over-run this month; that is not the fault of the Board, which merely makes funds available for these purposes and has often suggested Asda. Second, as last year's accounts show, the Board has shown its ambition by the investment of unprecedented sums in maintenance of the fabric of the dwellinghouse, garden shed and new BMW for the CEO, and prudence demands that this record investment is not sustained across all fields of domestic expenditure. Third and finally, it is a mistake to point out that my salary has just been received because as a result of careful pre-budgeting at Deveil's Advocate that salary is fully committed to other matters."

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