I was told a story yesterday by someone who claimed to be a mate of someone

who is a pro cyclist

The cyclist mate had hard lumps in his arse which turned out to be abcesses. In my ignorance I thought this was just extreme saddle sores. In fact it turned to be because they all shared the same needle for whacking drugs into their arses.

Cycling would be a really good sport if you didn't feel so cynical about it, the cynicism being amply justified by the evidence

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 6, 15:16:44