Those among you who hang on to my every word* will be aware that I've had to buy a new fridge freezer lately.
Going around the shops, I discovered that most fridge freezers currently on sale are Frost-Free, and that the design of these requires the freezer to be too small to fit anything in. OK that's an exaggeration but the average shelf depth is 12inches which is s**te if you like a giant pizza from time to time.
So I bought a non-FF one, to the same appx dimensions as my old dead one, and packed it yesterday with the spoils of a raid on Iceland.
It's still too bastard small! What the HELL is going on? Give us back decently-sized freezers you bastards!!!
* Tomby, for instance, has a shrine in his house dedicated to me. He's planning to publish a book of my quotes.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 6, 13:28:21
Written & Designed By Ben Graves 1999-2025