Myself and Todge Parkinson were visiting the Plantagenet-Tollemac hes at their pile on the

Yorkshire Moors back in '58. Chas and Bunty Parker were there, along with Eloise and Fred Prattand-Whitney. Macmillan was there with some chaps from the cabinet and the Tollies laid on a hell of a spread.

Todge's wife, Titty, was tucking into her quail when Chas broke wind as he bent to pick up his napkin. She laughed so much the quail she was halfway through swallowing, shot straight out of her nose, across the table and landed in the PM's lap.

Macmillan was horrified - but he can't have minded that much as later on Chimes, the butler caught him rutting Titty over the parlour table.

Some of the chaps played croquet whilst the girl's played bridge and talked about our cocks.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 6, 13:06:24