I had to step in to cover for an assistant's hosp appointment last week

As it was just for the last half-hour of the day, unwisely, he decided not to sign off his pooter. Therefore his wallpaper and screensaver were unprotected from me.

His screen now often displays a beautiful aerial photo of Stamford Bridge, with the name 'Chelsea' picked out in white seats among blue ones, and the words 'are c**ts' written large across the pitch. The top of one of the stands says 'Proof of intelligence among crop-circling aliens'. Best of all, he hasn't got the computer skills to get rid of it.

(bows)

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 6, 12:46:41