Don't go over drain covers in line with the grid
Never stop for a red light
Have a felt lined clip on the front fork for your cricket bat/tennis racquet/hockey stick*
Stabilisers
Backies
Skid stops
Accidentally crunching your nuts on the saddle/cross bar in front of your mates and pretending you're fine
* Girls only
Posted By: Old Git, Jul 3, 10:31:48
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