And also

Don't go over drain covers in line with the grid

Never stop for a red light

Have a felt lined clip on the front fork for your cricket bat/tennis racquet/hockey stick*

Stabilisers

Backies

Skid stops

Accidentally crunching your nuts on the saddle/cross bar in front of your mates and pretending you're fine

* Girls only

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 3, 10:31:48