It's the STASI-TRAINED NINJAS that come after me EVERY NIGHT and I have to sleep UNDER MY SOFABED or they will get me still at least the SPACE ALIENS can't abduct me any more because of the NINJAS so it's not as bad as all that really. I leave saucers of milk out for them sometimes but the hedgehogs drink it.
Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Jun 30, 10:39:30
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