Who can remember things they learnt at school?
I have little recall of anything - grammar, languages, maths, sciences and my recall of anything from my degree is virtually zero.
For example I couldn't prove a single theorem anymore. I couldn't tell you anything about sp3 orbitals. And I can barely translate a Latin phrase.
Posted By: camcan, Jun 25, 11:40:40
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Posted By: lovely old job, Jun 25, 12:01:14 - I can't translate a Latin phrase either, probably because I
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Posted By: tim berry, Jun 25, 11:44:59 - not much (unless you include the ability to read, write and use a calculator)
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:44:49 - I can still give someone a good wedgie
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