Panic over, there was nowt in it. Yes, he WAS looking for an Alison in his contacts list but no, he didn't phone me by mistake: apparently he saw my name, was very pissed so it made sense to give me a bell, couldn't think of anything to say so told me he loves me. he was still out drinking with people from work, too, and people witnessed the call, even though he didn't remember making it until I challenged him on it.
So, having made sure that I wasn't going to do him any harm by making it public, I made it very public. Half the factory told him they loved him: disturbingly, the other half told me they love ME.
The funniest thing was when his Polish and Czech fabricators knocked off for the night.
(Waldemar, in big deep booming heavily accented tones): Kev-een, all finish, we go home now
Kev: OK, ta lads, see you tomorrow
Waldemar: Kev-een....
Kev: What?
All of them: We Lav you Kev-eeen!!
Big chuckles all around, and, basically, phew.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 18, 20:10:41
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