If I had three ducks I'd call them 'Duck', 'Worth' and 'Lewis'.

Next door have three ducks, but they haven't even bothered to name them. That's just wrong, in my opinion. OK if you're planning on offing them and introducing them Mr Hoisin and Mr Gas Mark 5 for 15 Minutes Per Pound, but if you're keeping them for eggses, like next-door are, they ought to get names.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 17, 09:03:08