Oh yes, THAT one's ridiculous, all OTHER ukeles are of course COMPLETELY NOT ridiculous

Have I entered a parallel world here, in which people genuinely believe that there is such a thing as a non-ridiculous ukele??

FACT: the ukele is the most ridiculous instrument ever devised by man, winning a closely contested final against the Himalayan Fart Bassoon. The judges decided that humiliating as it was to have an instrument which you could only play by eating beans and then inserting it in your anus, the sight of a grown man holding something that looked as though it belonged in a dollshouse, with his hands so close together that it can comfortably be played by a Thalidomide victim, and which inevitably makes the listeners associate the player with the bucktoothed falsetto prat George Formby, was the worthy winner.

Posted By: Old Git, Jun 12, 10:54:04