1. Reinforce all Norfolk sea walls

2. Get loads of really heavy stuff and plonk it on the Welsh coast instead

3. Erase Thetford

4. Ditto most of Kings Lynn

5. Go to (football) war with Parl-arse

6. Encourage the love of fishy finger sandwiches/baps

7. Triple carriage way the A and M11s

8. Campaign for Love on the Terraces to become the official song of the NNP

9. Introduce a campaign that encourages the people of Norfolk to see some of the ready of the country - particularly London so they're not so scared/ignorant

10. Ban stupid feathery haircuts and badly cut jeans

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:19:49