Old joke

Paul McCartney dies and goes up to heaven. First person he bumps into is John Lennon. "Ay up Paul", says John. "Imagine if this place didn't exist"

"Well" says Paul "What's it like"

"I'll show you the best bit" says John, and takes him to a room where Jim Morrisson is with Monica Lewinsky, who is Doing What She Does Best.

When she's finished, she turned to Paul and said "...and let me give you a special welcome...", kneels down in front of him and undoes his trousers.

Just then the door bursts open and a furious Michael Caine storms in. "Oi!" he exclaims. "You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off".

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jun 7, 10:45:18