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A rare, and tiny, butter baked glemsford of gurnard, sild and grunion cake, weeping pru
and clumpy shavings of hogneck - served with wetends, mongolian cheeks and crumbleslit on a lazy susan moistened with francesca and franklin gothic. A side bowl of hot and sour John Dory soup with stinkbread.

Accompanied by Matchbox, The Alabama Slammers, Dawg House and The Skiprats at a quiftastic weekender at a wintry cravan park.

A slightly planished blofield of prussian truffles offset by a trellis of stoatsplash -
served with braised vertical grins on a bed of chinese lettuce, nellies and tuna.

Accompanied by Devo featuring Benny Mardones.

Masticated gonk of Melford, twiddling on a raft of of amphitheatre grass, lemonstretch,
raffeta and egg. Served with a plethora of clams, trixies and bauhaus 93 sauteed in a viscous extract of hemp. Side dish of grilled eros, helenmess and liver.

Accompanied by Urban Dance Squad featuring Mark Cohn (vocals).

A miniscule carousel of pierced snails, alfonso bongo juice, alaskan pollock and barmeno,
served with pork chittles, grime, a gargantuan pollip and side jug of sarahair.

Accompanied by JoBoxers featuring Terri Gibb (vocals).

Tiny pightle of moo, lightly spattered with elk foam, served with neckend of broth
genk fronts, eel trifle and ling eyes. Side dish of plosion spheres in hoi sun sauce and tinted baking powder.

Accompanied by Bobby Pickett.

Boiled sharp on a whip with braised rabbit, partridge ends and carrot souffle -
served on a bed of nails, rocket, celery and creame of tweddle.

Accompanied by Richard Clayderman on stilts.

A whole Sparham of vaulted truffle, onion and Rachel cuts, served on a sizzling skillet
with helvetica, a brownberry and oregano jus, carefully mounted by a creole of tope, gurnard and hake.

Accompanied by The Sofia Mandolinists (although, as you are all aware by now I prefer lyres and mead).

Gorged saddleback of pork, crowned with a glistening tiara of whelks, cockles and
amphitrite in a smallish marinade of scripples and apple spume. Presented with a nuance of lamb grits, pigs tits and feta.

Accompanied by Acker Bilk on clarinet.

Cold, shredded chicken and sea blubber, a hummock of bacon gouache, nestling delicately in
a swordfish gravy, stroked with a veneer of goose barnacles and served with bream bits and screttles.

Accompanied by Richard Stilgoe on piano.

Saddle of rabbit, wrapped in a stretch of marlin skin, hung with sweetbreads and floating
in a frisee of tzatziki, celery and butternut squash. Accompanied by a small twisty of horse, lazy Susan and chitlings.
Served with a side skillet of Buffalo brie and a masquerade of berry compote.

To the tunes of Boxcar Willie.

Pan-fried wisp, coated with a boulangerie of lightning seeds, served in a cascade of
tumbling waldorf and grazed Amberjack fins. Accompanied by a selection of seasonal aureola in a confit of neckends.

Whilst listening to the Soup Dragons.

Half a Yorkshire Riding of Butterfly fluff souffl?, steeped in a rosemary and tarragon
marinade, served on a base of crayfish crackling, accompanied by a sizzling panier of stipy.

Accompanied by tingly.

A small Dordogne of serrated sausage adorned with slivers of watercress,
tinsel and crumbs. Served with an entourage of small sprouts, crayfish necks and rocket and moistened by a
medium flamb? of graham juice..

Caramalised deer loins with a portage of glazed chubb eyes, twiddled with a small
sprinkling of cress, liquorice shavings and thyme. Served with a hot brouille of lobster sauce and a chicken jaffle.

Frisson of sweetbreads, lights and gorge, served in a sugared bowl of hot and sour noodles
fleeced with a soupcon (sans cedilla) of crispy, stretched seaweed, accompanied by flagellate of seared truffles and...
.. a selection of fresh seasonal vegetables in magnolia jus

A scrench of machined goose, drizzled with brandy & hazlenut syrup, balanced on a pyre of
bratwurst, haricot vert and digestives on a bed of very thin beans

Poirot of escargot, fluffed on a nuance of genk, braised animal with orange and peanut
squash, all served on a bed of nails with a small bean.

Assiette of Lincolnshire pork - Osso Bucco, tenderloin, slow roasted belly, white pudding
and crackling with a brambey compote and cider sauce

Creamy textured Arborio risotto, deep in flavor from a combination of dried and fresh
fresh mushrooms served with Olive ciabatta bread and fresh parmesan shavings.

Celine of duck, a tired Ely of roast pratt, some prottles, chimera chops and ground layla
served with a plush of shinitch, small peas and grubby mormon.

Accompanied by Kenny Barber and Sarah Voice.

Dappled gazebo of mablethorpe, herringbone and weft - soaked in a fairymilk and basil lube
Served with chestnut wax, gents cuts and a tartlet of samphire, asparagus and louiseweep. Side dish of twelly, green dumplings and grilled tilt.

Accompanied by Clint Black singing 'Killin' Time' featuring Patrick Moore on electro-violin.

Really small lyng of boar roasted in a spatter of chickpea melt, wristbend and
georginasquirt - served with grimace, honch and a fingerbowl. Side dish of wet horace in a sourcream pursebit with nave and gelled tangerines.

Accompanied by the Q Tips with Parminder Nagra on stetson.

Heap of filthy ghobbar, salted and twisted with a yearning desire of
jennytights, served with a wheelwright of paper lace, string beans, wet lettuce and sore grapes. Side dish of brown plitsy, tope and brine.

Accompanied by Shaky singing 'Green Door' as Brian Cant says "will you do mine next?" in the back room.

Moist collision of roasted warp, wacom tablets and duneferret wrapped in a blanket of
oinkskin, served with very small plums, plinkyplonk gritlings and annabellebosoms. A side order of grunting wikkiwikkiwaawaa, poomhairs and vine-ripened elsing.

Accompanied by Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" while the Clapton strokes his really big plectrumneck.

Belligerent hainford of rooster skins, deep fried in mutton oil with fresh yak guts tied
with sweet slipknots and soaked in lizdribblings. Served with junglecrumpets, benaud of twit and penguin lips.

Accompanied by Joe Jackson and Michael Ball with Maggie Philbin doing a very fast, twiddly dance.

Grisly motorcade of spiced popeballs, a stretched nest of great shelford in potash biddy,
served with turgid twinklynips, frogs' hole and warm udderwash. A side dish of heaving pikeblabber, vicious emmaslit and green wasp eyes.

Accompanied by The Teardrop Explodes and Lesley Judd in a wet jumper.

A dastardly and high ranking prune strudel, bleeby and forced katherinebumps, served in
hollow, wilted blimps with sodden marlin and massive donkeybits. A side bowl of frugal winnie, serrated bean and hallowed turf.

Accompanied by Oleta Adams with The Divynyls wrenching.

Pointless breasts in a vista of terracotta broth, photographic shoes, banal thelma and
wayward olives. Served with distraught swingers, fried pith and girth of stalham.

Accompanied by the Tunstall singing "There's something odd about his gloved left hand" out of "We are Detectives" by the Thompson Twins.

Grotty polaris, bruised and flaked horringer of pig's hock, fettled and served in a hot,
and positively damp beatriceclump. Side dish of feathered lobsterknockers, swamped in snoad, pleshy and gritty twit.

Accompanied by Feargal Sharkey licking the little switch at the back of an Action Man's head that makes his eagle eyes move.

Wet blood dumplings stuffed with camel tendon, ukranian flipper and toiletsnake - served
with shaved ice, halo-halo and mopane caterpillars in a babymouse wine steep. Side dish of tinted selenaglobes, turok and salamander penis.

Accompanied by Skavoovie, The Epitones and Hepcat in a skankin' triple bill at the old Norwood Rooms with uncompromising and slightly dark support sets from The Bosstones and The Allstonians - rude boys, rude boys!!

Sweaty, bulbous pumpkin tartlets stuffed with cracked wheat, onion and victorian pranny,
carved up quite roughly and served with policy summary, caroline fluff from deep inside, arab straps and celery twits. A side dish of bragging rights which has been gushed on with gloaty, warm twinge and trouser tent. Washed down with four, count them, four bottles of Louis Roedere Cristal (1997).

Accompanied by Acolyte Zippy, Happy Fingers Institute and The Telescopes - thrashy, loud and moshpit jog.

Half a suicidal breathing tull, roasted in cognito and a lightening quick balm of kersey
ford, jennyjuice and mongolian knocker. Served with gents cuts, puffy volvo and tooth gems. A side dish of flappychips, peruvian dingobiscuits and a wounded crayfish dip.

Acompanied by Eden Atwood, Bill O'Connell's Chicago Big Band and Kelly Hogan and the Wooden Leg, all daddyo-ing one off at a seedy and slightly putrid jazz retrospective at Tudor Hall on Rose Lane.

Futtle, trunch and malbandion pie with short, curly crusts, an inspired and slightly pointless selection of siberian vegetables including stenchligature, brown stump and summer longbends in a bereft sauce of andrew and millylips. A side dish of harp, melody and muff fillets in a reduced confit of roslyndischarge.

Accompanied by a disgusting ensemble of Scritti Polliti, Men Without Hats and Don Estelle absolutely f**king murdering Rolf's "In an English Country Garden" (Steve Martin on banjo) ...performed live at Cupola in Bury St Edmunds for the dressy people.

Poached curate's egg in a small vaccine of hogfroth, sprinkled with
shavings of koivulva, served with a side dish of blistered animalteats resting uncomfortably on a taffeta basket of alisondrip and poised chubb. It would, naturally, come with hairy whitebait, nortons utilities and glazed eye of the storm.

All whilst listening to Teenage Labotomy by The Ramones as Charlotte Church greases her arms for insertion.

Large, vibrating bristol, steeped in karen and chargrilled with loins, sidecuts of oink,
kathywelts, brimming with pitney bowes and served with geospatial datanuts, small edwards and elftits. A side dish of grey spume, tortured booty and fried clack.

Accompanied by Los del Rio featuring Laurie Anderson on vocals doing a bent up version of Cubic Olympic at The Alibi with the heating on full.

Flat crackling, huge warps, roasted with caramel, small frotty and clunk onions, served
with grey clothpips, shards of Russian Lettuce, spiny crunt and thin peas. Side dishes of oversized crumpets, purloined sweetbreads and crawling benny.

Accompanied by Dionne Dublin-Derek Warwick performing 'Don't Cha' whilst complaining.

Burnished frot, heavy meat with frightened thorns, scallops and a Prussian vulva. Served
with fluted warbler, wetlips, snedge and roast dog. Side dishes of John Dory soup, flannel and c**ting chips.

Accompanied by Wadsworth Mansion performing Sweet Mary with Linda Thompson on throatpipes.

Hangdog, bent futtocks, harpsichord meat steeped in a claggy jus, tiny mushrroms and side
dishes of vegetarian nonsense, watton cat and hairy olafs.

Accompanied by the modfather doing a trio-combo of "Beat Surrender", "Town Called Malice" and "Trans-Global Express" whilst Joanna Page, dressed as a flummox, does yoga in a vat of scratby.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:43:15