OK

No heavy petting.

Does a tiger count as a "heavy pet"?

1. Do you remember the name of the burger place, housed in a temporary building at the edge of the old Cattlemarket car park next to the castle?

Yes - the Cuntbeak Palace

2. Did you ever go roller skating at The Lad's Club on King Street?

No, I'm heterosexual

3. Were you at Carrow Road on Saturday 4th January 2003 when the power went off and the match against Blackpool in the third round of the FA cup was called off?

Yes. Fucking embarrassed to have sung songs at their ground about garden sheds at the time.

Did you subsequently spend the rest of the afternoon in The Clarence Harbour?

No

4. Did you ever have a pizza in Trads on Earlham Road? If so, when and what was the occasion?

I uphold my right under the fifth amendment to the US Consitution not to answer that question

5. Ever used to drink in The Warwick regularly? What do you think since it's been ponced up?

No

6. Have you been on any pre-season tours to watch Norwich City? If so, which ones?

I've seen a bunch of preseason games but never "gone on tour"

7. Do you remember Fag-ash Lil? Who was she?

Your sister

8. Who was Marigold?

The Glove Lady

9. Do you own the famous NCFC birds**t shirt?

No

10. Did you ever go to Bonds Nightclub in Anglia Square?

Yes

11. Name two bands that used to play the 'band slot' pre-disco in Boswells?

Shit and Crap

12. Did you go to the Frankie gig at Ritzy's?

No

13. Where was Hunters and what was it?

Don't know, don't care

14. Great win against Forest September 1992 - remember who scored for City?

Yes - do you?

15. Where's The Secret Garden?

In any good bookshop

16. Name the cafe that used to be above Top Shop (This is a repeat I know)

I name this cafe Jeremy. May God bless him and all who sail in him.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jun 5, 12:13:38