Instead of being negative about tennpiss I've decided to be pro-active about it

and tinker with the rules a bit to increase the enjoyment levels potentially from torporific to stunned indifference.

firstly; I'd make the tennis balls explode randomly. Secondly, it should be played on ice instead of gay grass.
Thirdly; i'd sort out the dumb f**k scoring system.
Forflee: In the event of a disputed line call both players stand 5 yards either side of the net and take turns volleying cricket balls into the other tennpissers goolies.

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 3, 17:01:43