First they came for the f**king terrible singers,

and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a f**king terrible singer.

Then they came for the rhythm-deficient "dancers",
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a rhythm-deficient "dancer".

Then they came for the reasonably talented but utterly unremarkable novelty acts,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a reasonably talented but utterly unremarkable novelty act.

Then they came for me,
and I told them, "Hold Yew Hard Bor", for Simon Cowells was still breathing, and they said "You know what Son, you've got a point there" and then they went for Simon Cowells.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 29, 09:21:24