Well, I still would. There's this one n'all, but it's got a whiff of chinnyreckon about i

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"Location, Immersion, Erection

A mole is a cameraman on the TV show 'Location, Location, Location' and some time ago the crew were filming in Cumbria on a particularly hot afternoon. During an extended break in filming Kirsty Allsopp, the show's buxom presenter, announced her intention to take a cooling dip in a nearby lake.

Unfortunately, she didn't have any swimwear with her, so no-nonsense Kirsty stripped down to her bra and knickers and gave the mostly-male crew a fine viewing of her well-appointed balcony and what appeared to be a well-maintained garden at the front. She then went among the crew collecting mobile phones so that no sneaky pictures could be taken, before hiding them under her pile of clothes and jumping into the cold water with a shriek.

At this point, several of the younger male crew members decided to go off in opposite directions for a little walk with fists clenched, returning independently some minutes later with red faces which had nothing to do with the boiling sun."

For starters, "hot" and "Cumbria" haven't gone together since 64 million yares BC.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 27, 13:59:19