Jeez you're hard work sometimes. Here's the scenario

Bentley's on the pitch at Carrow Road. He's pretending to be a professional footballer, as usual. I'm in the Barclay shouting obscenties at him as usual. Just as he's subbed for being totally useless, I give him this... User Posted Link
He never plays football again, and I'm happy.

Posted By: Higher Wrather, May 18, 13:56:32