We go up Earlham, get three of our finest "boys"

take down to FCR with a baguette and a jar of colmans mustard each. Batter the doors down with the baguettes and do a light jog up the boardroom and smear, "Delia, dunt f**kern do ut" on the walls. Then they take control by putting any remaining mustard on their cheeks like war paint and running 2 and a half laps of the pitch while chanting, "We are GOLD! Always believe in our so-oul. We've got the Power to know, We're indestructab-uul, always believe iiiin."

And then a sit down protest in the centre circle with some smooth jazz.

Posted By: NCFC4life, May 14, 22:39:12