I can never go back to any Bennetts

I farted in the Hall Road one whilst looking at widescreen tellies and then had to pretend to be fascinated by toasters 'cos it smelt badly. I reckon they've taken a mugshot from CCTV and distributed it to all their other stores warning them to keep the Febreze handy if I ever come back.

Posted By: Chunter, May 13, 20:27:50