I want to be on the board

I will use my ?72 relegation rebate to fund a new broon so the rest of the board can sweep everything under the carpet.

I can also answer e-mails and stand on the corner of Carra Rud before home games to be abused.

I shall also be making a claim from the tax payer for Messi & Tevez,

I will install Jose Moriniho as manager because he is entertaining and if he is so bloody special he should be able to get us out of the 3rd division

Vote for me Emma Royds, Piles of enthusiasm

Posted By: emmaroyds, May 12, 18:59:12