I was chatting to this bloke while leaning on the bar, about stuff, can't remember what, and suddenly i couldn't understand the convo properly, so I imagined I was drunker than I thought and kept schtum while i tried to retune-in. And then the penny dropped and I thought, "ah - I see woss happening here". And then I had to try and frame the appropriate ta-but-no-ta in words that wouldn't betray my gaucheness.
Bummed him raw and then chucked him off a quarry, climbed down and rebuggered his twitching corpse, naturally.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 8, 18:29:14
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