When women are breastfeeding is the one occasion when I CAN keep my eyes off their tits

I went to Coopeearr away last season because I had been giving some advice to Flav and was introduced to his bird who had the most stunning tits. The internal dialogue went "Maintain eye contact, maintain eye contact, look at her face, look at her face, do not stare at her tits OH SHIT I'M STARING AT HER TITS"

Posted By: Old Git, May 8, 17:39:59