I'm thinking of becoming a Canary Call regular.

Two objectives:

1. To stop Neil calling me "Bryan".
2. To work a different historical figure into every call. I aim to follow up Neville Chamberlain with Virginia Woolf. No idea why.

I intend to hold a series of crisis meetings with myself over the coming months to work out how to do it. And then I probably shan't bother.

In the meantime I am actively looking for investors, so if you wish to send me a non-refundable 20 quid to help pay my phone bill you can f**k right off.

(A hearty thanks to Mr Wynn-Jones and his wife for their assistance with the funding idea in this statement).

Posted By: Bryan Salad Surgery, May 6, 20:56:00