Maybe you are under a curse that all your predictions will come true

Did you go on holiday to Egypt and start poking around some tombs and open an ancient jar or scroll or something, and a whooshing sound was heard and the sky darkened and you were possessed by an ancient demon incarcerated for 2,000 years? Or was it Brancaster again last year?

Posted By: Old Git, May 6, 17:26:31