Board meeting agenda

Board Meeting of Norwich City Football Club at 1930 on May 6 2009

Board Room, Carrow Road

AGENDA

1. Minutes of last meeting
2. Matters arising and not appearing elsewhere on the agenda
3. To receive the management accounts for April 2009
4. Roger Munby: genius or deity? Full, frank debate
5. To consider the reappointment of Bryan Gunn: five years or the full decade?
6. To double the size of Neil Doncaster's bonus (no discussion)
7. To consider correspondance from players:
- (a) "So can we still make the playoffs?" D. Russell
- (b) "How close can I get to him before it's a red card?" D. Carney
- (c) "What am I for, exactly?" J. Otsemobor
8. To consider correspondance from fans:
- (a) "What do they do in traynun, Neil?" S. Barry
- (b) "Have you got any pictures of Jessica Alba naked with a tiger" P. Angler
- (c) "Why doesn't the club get some proper leadership in the boardroom, in the company and on the pitch, buy some players who want to win games of football, and focus on getting out of League One" Everyone Else (NB: we may not have time to discuss this one - perhaps we should just send them a fluffy model of Canary Fairy? Just a thought - Delia)
9. Merlot or Cabernet Sauvignon?
10. Any Other Business
11. Date and Time of Next Meeting

The meeting will be followed by a press conference at which we will look sympathetic and ask Alan Lee to be stirring and manly.

Posted By: Partial Angler, May 6, 16:11:48