See what I like about her is she's never worn s**t loads of slap or anything like that,

just been a real person, the sort of girl you'd have a beer and a laugh with and be mates with.

Then one night you'd end up having a drunken shag and it would ruin your friendship and then she'd marry your best mate, and he'd get a promotion and their kids would go to Cambridge or Oxford and become Prime Minister.

Meanwhile your life went from bad to worse and you ended up in and out of prison before being found dead under a railway bridge wearing nothing but a pair of y-fronts and one flip-flop.

Posted By: jafski, May 6, 10:52:16