I'd get clown and sit him at the head of the table,

then proceed to ask him questions about the meaning of life? do polar bears get grey hair? how do you run a football club? when you do a bacon and egg butty, does it matter which is on the top, the bacon or the egg? How long can I look across the road into the nieghbours bedroom with my telescope before it becomes perverse? All these in the vain hope that he gives an answer, slightly more relevent than the current board can come up with.

Posted By: NCFC4life, May 6, 09:46:06