...as a 'cure' for bad driving conditions...whenever you find yourself driving thru torrential rain and you can only see as far as the wind screen wipers as you potter along, say, the A11, scream at your other half "BLOW JOB - NOW!"..
It won't help that much and indeed, at times the eyes maybe closed as you bathe in the ecstasy of her gums around your plums, but you're gonna crash out anyway so you may as well meet your maker with a smile on your face...
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Aug 20, 13:22:18
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