(Thanks to Iwan Husarmi for much of this)
In goal - thebigfeller. Knows all about covering everything in his posts.
Right-back - ?
Left-back - XXL. Wearing his compression pants and his Drury 08-09 shirt. Failing that, an old Simon Charlton or Daryl Sutch shirt. You've got to hand it to XXL, he loves left-backs nearly as much as Worthy did.
Centre-backs - Pants and SCC. It would be like Duberry and Woodgate at Leeds, only with more arguments.
Centre-midfield - Creosote and MBK. Creo fulfilling the Roy Keane role as a very angry man, with MBK as the Gazza of the side - a misunderstood genius.
Right-wing - Steve in Holland. Obviously.
Left-wing - Ottosson Foxtrot. Not just for the political views, but also for the girls' hair and infuriating ponciness more common in left-wingers than any other footballer.
Strikers - Iwan Husarmi as our Kiwi export, hopefully more Wynton Rufer than Chris Killen. Anyone else?
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, May 3, 17:09:40
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