OK, in order

Number 1 - that is gay. That is in fact gayer than gargling man mayo.

Number 2 - wowser! She can serve my sausage any time!

Number 3 - 403 forbidden lederhosen - what were you trying to link to?

Number 4 - have you hacked my kodak.co.uk account?

Posted By: Old Git, May 1, 14:42:31