Alternatively

The police shot him as he looked a bit Brazilian, was carrying a table leg and wouldn't move out of the way fast enough for their liking. Consequently the car went out of control and luckily missing the bus; but unfortunately ploughed into a lamppost injuring at least 14 people.

Or does that sort of thing only happen in the UK?

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 13:28:27