I'm going to do X factor this year

I've got this story about my goldfish being crippled by a stickleback and needing a wooden fin only cos the wooden fin floats it's upside down ALL DAY LONG and just sits there gawping at me UPSIDE DOWN and it's so FUCKING TRAGIC.

I can't sing a note but that story should at least get me to Cheryl's house. And I bet she goes a bit after a couple of voddys. Or at least I'm prepared to do the research. Maybe she'll get Jessica Alba to help her to do the selection this year.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Apr 28, 15:53:37