A man with a black eye boards a plane and notices the man next to him also has a shiner.

The first man says, "How did you get that?"

Second man: "Instead of asking the large breasted girl at the ticket counter for a ticket to Pittburgh I asked for one to Titsburgh."

First man: "I got mine like that too! I wanted to say to my wife 'pour me a bowl of Frosties please' but I accidentally said 'You've ruined my life you fat c**t.' "

Posted By: jafski, Apr 28, 12:04:45