I've written the intro:

I?ve left my bmxcellent in the car park which could have bought us nine players. Wanted to fly my sibierski here but bunty got twotted and crashed it into doomcaster?s paddock, but Newcastle are paying half to have it fixed, which is just as well because it was going to cost me thirty pounds. Anyway on behalf of the 8000 wrath users of which only 3281 are pants aka himmers on a wind up and a further 30% variants of creosote it?s a pleasure to be here although it delayed my lunch of kebab pot noodle but I?ll be having one at half eight to make up for it.

Posted By: camcan, Apr 24, 13:26:56